How do you get carbon coupons like the ones Gore uses to justify flying everywhere in his private jet?

I have all these barrels of oil in my backyard and i need to buy enough coupons like Gore uses to justify me dumping them all out on the ground wont that be alright as long as i buy some of Gores magic coupons?How do you get carbon coupons like the ones Gore uses to justify flying everywhere in his private jet?
Unfortunately, you can't. The carbon offsets Al uses are from a company HE OWNS.





They're not for sale to the general unwashed masses. I mean public.How do you get carbon coupons like the ones Gore uses to justify flying everywhere in his private jet?
he makes them himself at his tobacco farms and his strip mines
i have some I'll sell you...


mine are just as real as his are

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